Riporto di seguito una storiella che e' diventata ormai mito tra i D&Disti...
Eric e il tremendo Gazebo!
Sotto la trad in ITA...
The Dread Gazebo has earned its place in the canon of gaming legend, along with Phil Foglio's Phil & Dixie strips and Gary Gygax's dice probability charts. So here it is, reprinted with permission (the exact words used were, "use it with my blessing, live long and prosper.")
The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo
by Richard Aronson [aronson@sierratel.com]
In the early seventies, Ed Whitchurch ran "his game", and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson. Eric plays something like a computer. When he games, he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimal solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise, in all respects, a superior gamer. Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed's game. He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange occurred:
ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: [pause] It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: [pause] It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: [pause] I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: [pause] I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow. [roll to hit] What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: [pause] Wasn't it wounded?
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: [whimper] But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: [long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.] I run away.
ED: [thoroughly frustrated] It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: [reaching for his dice] Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining to Eric what a gazebo is. Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. It could have been worse; at least the gazebo wasn't on a grassy gnoll. Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. A little vocabulary is a dangerous thing.
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ED : Vedete un giardino ben curato. Nel mezzo, su di una piccola collina, vedete un gazebo.
ERIC : Un gazebo? Di che colore e'?
ED: (Pausa)... E' bianco, Eric.
ERIC: Quanto e' distante?
ED: All'incirca 50 Yard.
ERIC: Quanto e' grosso?
ED: (Pausa) E' largo circa 30 piedi, e' alto 15 piedi e finisce a punta.
ERIC: Prendo la mia spada che ha "Individuazione del Bene".
ED: Non e' Buono, Eric. E' un gazebo!
ERIC: (Pausa) Lo chiamo...
ED: Non ti risponde. E' un gazebo!
ERIC: (Pausa) Rinfodero la mia spada e mi armo di arco e frecce. Reagisce in qualche modo?
ED: No, Eric. E' un gazebo!
ERIC: Gli tiro una freccia addosso (tira il dado per colpire). Cosa succede?
ED: Adesso c'è un gazebo infilzato da una freccia.
ERIC: Non si è ferito?
ED: Certo che no, Eric! E' un gazebo!
ERIC: (Piagnucola) Ma era una freccia +3!
ED: E' un gazebo, Eric, un gazebo! Se vuoi sul serio provare a distruggerlo, potresti provare ad abbatterlo con un'ascia, credo, o potresti provare ad incendiarlo, ma non capisco perchè qualcuno lo vorrebbe fare! E' un ******issimo gazebo!
Eric: (Lunga pausa - non ha nè ascie nè magie di fuoco) Scappo via.
ED: (Decisamente frustrato) E' troppo tardi. Hai risvegliato il gazebo: ti acchiappa e ti divora.
ERIC: (Prendendo il dado) Forse creerò un mago che usa magie di fuoco così potrò vendicare il mio paladino...
A questo punto, i membri del parti sempre più divertiti ristabiliscono un minimo di ordine spiegando che cos'è un gazebo. Questa è soltanto una riflessione, naturalmente, ma Eric è stato doppiamente fortunato che il gazebo non si trovasse su una collinetta erbosa.
aggiungo l'ultima frase che non hanno tradotto... ed e' una grande verita':
Un vocabolario piccolo e' una cosa molto pericolosa.. ))